Mission Statement

It is the mission of StopBeingaDouche.com to revolutionize society, one douche at a time. Through douchecards, we will allow for the blatant calling out of douches, douchebags, douchebuckets or any other forms of douche society contains at this time or in the future.

Over time, the members and founders of StopBeingaDouche.com hope to unite and work together to rid the world of douches and douchey behavior.

Should douchery continue, StopBeingaDouche.com will develop new, creative and effective methods of calling out the douches, of all forms, worldwide.

From this day forward, let us call out every douche we see. When a douche counterdouches their doucheyness, let us beat them down until they see they are a super douche for their original doucheyness and their counterdouching!

Let us rid the world of douches!

No more douches! Viva StopBeingaDouche.com! FOREVER!

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Privacy Info.

We are not douches (at least we don't think we are). We will NEVER give out ANY of your personal information. Word is bond, you can take that promise to the bank.